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Spoon Bath

Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.
Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!
by Millrat23 July 20, 2019
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Super Spoon

The Best super hero made ever (well equal with batman). He is a spoon with a cape who can fly. He was invented by the deviant art user spoony111. His super power is flight but he works out a lot so he is also strong. When not saving spoons from the evil forks ruled by meta fork he changes back into lord spoonsbury.
Spoon one: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its a spoon ... am i tripping?
Spoon two: Yeah are we having a group trip or something?
Random scientist: No i believe it to be super spoon
by Sam and Paddy August 27, 2009
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spoon-doggle

To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.
He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.
by breastany September 29, 2003
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Banana Spooning

The short but long dreaded period of time when your man meat happens to falls out of the ever so lucky enough women who had two man sticks in her, and clash's with your buddies pleasure rod penetrating her other hole.
Enrique regretted his first ever double team on a woman, since his man meat spent most of the time banana spooning with Jose's.
by DroBlow July 30, 2010
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Honey Spoon

Honey Spoon is honey on a spoon eaten for a quick pick-me-up snack....But it really should be good honey, preferably raw, organic stuff. Pasteurized bear-bottle bunk is not happy-making and does not have the medicinality of a good Honey Spoon.
I don't really have time for breakfast, but a little honey spoon is just the ticket.

Want some honey on toast? Hell naw, I'll just have honey spoon.
by Ho Spo August 24, 2009
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killed a spoon

To kill a spoon is to make sexual noises while watching hannah montanna with a spoon in hand. You will see it will make you want to kill yourself with the spoon. :)
Fred: OH EM GEE, My friend agatha just killed herself with a spoon watching hannah montanna

Charlie: what a slut skank bitch whore! She just killed a spoon!
by Lilexx March 1, 2009
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love spoon

A spoon used in the caressing and penetration of one's sexually oriented locations.
Shaun cupped his nutsack with the love spoon.
by rattylove May 23, 2005
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