potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone

thing one "Reem hasn't posted much on Insta"
thing two "Yeah, it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

by MichielloM June 8, 2016

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.

Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.

by giorgio M April 30, 2005

Potato Chipped

Created in the year 2010 n: A term used on a person who is unknowingly projecting personal refrences on ongoing sexual intercourse, the term derived from the popular potato chip brand "Lay's" which can be percieved as the word "Layed" meaning (someone who has participated in sexual intercourse)

A: "Why is she so mad"
B: "I don't know but she definatly needs to get "Potato Chipped"!

by xcrozx January 3, 2011

shirt potatoes

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

potato bomb

a form of mashed starch appearing cool on the outside yet blistering hot in the center which is often not discovered until right before swallowing where at this point it is lodged in the esophugus and burns the tissue causing swelling and loss of taste.

OH MY GOD! a potato bomb exploded in my mouth and now i have to call into work and drink beer all day to relieve the excrutiating and disabilitating pain,

by Megan Carrell September 24, 2005

Baked Potato

Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.

I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"

by Yum--cake balls January 5, 2011

dirty potatos

When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.

Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.

by SnakeStang May 30, 2008