Jizz Brigade

Someone who belongs to a group of complete tossers; a knob jockey, a complete and utter twat.

Oi? What are you? A member of the Jizz Brigade? Of course Jordan takes it up the Gary!

by DrRista80 March 18, 2010

jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.

Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.

by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011

Jizz Drunk

When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.

"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."

"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"

by Tyler bl February 3, 2009

Jizz Rag

A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".

Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!

Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!

by JRsuperstar April 17, 2010

jizz bin

A Petty Whore, Undeserving of Respect, Not Quite Yet On The Scale of The cum dumpster

"Alice is such a jizz bin, she'll let anyone stick it in"

by Meh, lulz January 10, 2009

jizz mail

junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.

I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.

by susannah eanes December 19, 2007

Preferbial Jizz

The true meaning of ''Awesome'', When Perfect is Perfect its Preferbial Jizz!!

More than Brilliant, More than Amazing. More than A Huge Pair of Double 'J's' ! Its more awesome Than Awesome its self

Its no Lie to say that this word is so Amazing that God himself will get on his Knee's and Suck the Penis of ''Urban Dictionary''

Dude: OMFG That was Awesome!

Jack: Noo.. Dude, Its the Preferbial Jizz!

Dude: Yeeeerrrsss

by The_Bosh_Man May 18, 2010