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Horny alpaca

When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool
Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...
by kentird34 June 22, 2010
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Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch
Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good
by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019
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Hug Horny

Really wanting physical contact with someone that you highly value something as simple as a hug.
"Dude, is Chelsie alright?"
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."
by JosteyMonroe February 22, 2020
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moth is horny

Common phrase for when moths are horny. They like to molest lamps and hug them. They will scream if you try and stop their horny tendencies.
" Yeah, moth is horny. "
by m0th_from_GJ October 15, 2020
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horny weirdo

someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny
“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo
by Xtrarip January 27, 2019
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Horny Joe

When a certain mr mama gets a little sexy during the late night hours and instantly becomes funnier than normal which is still the bare minimum of funny and is usually activated by pictures of Grug Crood or Dylan
by KackJobus445 December 11, 2020
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horny puppy

A term of endearment, but also to indicate someone who is completely insatiable
Man, that guy is one horny puppy.
by final5150 February 22, 2010
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