Liquid gold

When your joke is fire and golden - it's considered liquid gold.

Hey Gerald, that joke you told about the Trump was liquid gold, I had to share it with all my friends.

by Ol' Yanker January 16, 2019

Gold Glover

1) Something Jtizzle is.

2) A nasty defender in baseball.

"Kelsey, I'm a gold glover" ~ Jtizzle

by Juan Tizzle September 10, 2006

Gold Dwarf

Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.

Gimli would be more than likely classified here.

by smurf August 22, 2004

Gold nugget

When you poo a yellowish soft shit.

I just layed a golden nugget

by Nestea Roxorz November 20, 2004

Arab's Gold

Arab's Gold is the act of:

1. obtaining an item at any cost, and due to the method of acquiring it you can now not have it

2. obtaining an item at any cost, then realizing you then don't want it after obtaining it.

Examples of the act Arab's Gold

1. Arab wanting a fortune in gold, so he runs into a bank as a suicide bomber and then blows himself up to get into the safe.

2. Robbing a bank, then walking out the front door as your getting told you won the $50m lottery

by ZenebatosDG November 18, 2011

gold tulip

The act of urinating on a females lips, the ones on her face, duh. Her two-lips. Pee-on-it

That girl insisted that I give her the gold tulip, gross.

by Midnight_tulipr January 23, 2007

gold record

pee in your pants, usually your own. often a messy byproduct of unrestrained and blazing laughter. or you might actually have a disorder, in which case you probably don't laugh.

I put my pants on like you... one leg at a time. But when my pants are on i make gold records.

by k84now December 13, 2008