Fire wood

Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Male who is gifted in the underpants.

Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food

She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.

Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.

I’m a stud at cutting up firewood

by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018

grip-fire

1.To secure and maintain a tight hold on fire; seize firmly.

2.A ferm grasp on a heat source

3.A rear fire handeling technique

I can grip-fire!

Let me just reach over and just grip-fire real quick.

Did you know how rear grip-fire is?

by 4UK October 21, 2015

Fire Trout

When you squirt sriracha sauce in your girl's pussy and then eat it.

Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.

by Cunt_bucket August 1, 2018

Fire cum

When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver

Yo we got that mad fire cum

by Clooch god March 1, 2019

friendly fire

When you fart and the smell hits only you.

OMG I bust ass in the car today. I had to roll the window down, total friendly fire.

by Ali_ababwa June 20, 2016

fire-hrea

When diarrhea burns your anal cavity.

"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"

by Joel \m/ January 21, 2008

Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009