beaver crotch

a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.

boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"

by iloveshavedpussies December 9, 2008

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Crotch Crumbs

The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.

Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!

by AngryReptileKeeper January 26, 2009

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joined at the crotch

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010

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fire crotch

a fire crotch is a redheaded lady who is amazing in bed. She's on fire!

"Man I am so sore from that fire crotch I boned last night."

by BBQPorkRibs February 26, 2010

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Fire Crotch

Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.

Hayley Watkins, is a total fire crotch.

by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009

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Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

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