shittle cock gnome

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!

The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.

by Poopsmith April 8, 2003

Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Like a second cock

A phase to describe to a person who flashes around a new gadget or phone, often in an arrogant and selfish manner. i.e. like a second cock.

Hey, you can't flash out that iPhone like a second cock. That's not cool!

by Dark lord232 December 26, 2010

A Barrell Full of Cock

Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!

"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"

Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"

by Beaver Ray March 10, 2009

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Cock Chop

Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.

Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss?
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids

by wch-meister June 16, 2018

Cold cock

A 17 inch cock with little gloves on the nuts

Suck my cold cock please and thank you

by Big gay 6969 December 6, 2017