A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.
This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.
This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.
by Uwuuwuwu April 17, 2020
Get the Simp-Likemug. by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021
Get the I like your kneecapsmug. Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.
by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017
Get the an arse like a burst orangemug. by Jon062 November 3, 2024
Get the Livin' like Johnmug. by 3Dz0mb13 November 6, 2023
Get the National post like a 🥷🏽 daymug. Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
Get the New York Flu Like Symptomsmug. When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
Get the I'm phelan like Patmug.