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Sex Coma

This is the lack of Sex for more than Six months. (This does not apply to virgins.)
Jack's new girlfriend has him in a sex coma.

Virgin woman usually keep there boyfriends in a sexual coma until marriage.
by Jeremy Plumley November 22, 2007
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sex chocolate

The thing that comes out of everyone's arse, in other words shit. Usually eaten during sex.
oh give it to me, i want to taste your steaming sex chocolate!
by McClane December 4, 2005
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death sex

When two ugly people have a sexual relationship together, even if it's only three times a year, they both die.
The well known example is gollum features and alvin the chipmunk who have death sex, they both died at 10.55AM on the 3rd of March, 2008.
by youvegotredonyou March 2, 2008
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unnatural sex

anal intercourse -this is another of the 'polite school' insults that actually could be used in church
rob, i saw you pulled over by that trooper; what happened?
rob: he caught me speeding, he was having unnatural sex with me!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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sex monkey

a science expirament that went wrong and now earth is over populated with these unitelligent "homosapians"
LOOK!!!! thats some real sex monkeys right there
by ZOMBIE!! June 8, 2010
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third sex

mfvkfvlflfv third sex sdfkjdsfkl.
by IrresistableAshGirl September 9, 2010
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Knife Sex

Knife Sex is considered to be having sex with bronx' mother. This is so because she is so bad at sex, she creates the unpleasant feeling of having sex with a knife. I personally like knife sex.
Bronx mother is the queen of knife sex.
by Thomasmcdonaldo September 26, 2006
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