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National Gay Day

The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.
Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.
by DankestDiavolo October 22, 2023
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National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?
by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018
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National Tiddy Pic Day

April 20th is National Send A Tiddy Pic Day in Canada and the Inited States Of America. Founded by Alexander Graham Bell back in 2006.
Person 1. “Yo did you hear it’s National Tiddy Pic Day?”
Person 2. “Of course I did it’s a national holiday”

Person 2. *sends tiddy pic*
Person 1. Why thank you maddam you have made my day

Person 1. *tips fedora and leave*
by Fact Bot 100 April 20, 2021
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National Hermy Day

08/10/18
holy shit muffins , it’s national hermy day !”
by National Hermy Day August 10, 2018
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national get head day

may 17th is an amazing day. it’s the day where you get head to your significant other
yo you heard on may 17th .... i’m getting sum later tonight.... my shorty bouta go down it’s national get head day
by Tak0888 May 17, 2020
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National Phone Sex Day

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?
by KonDaDon June 25, 2022
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