A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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Friend: what’s that
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Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
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