fly-by-cock-in-the-eye

When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.

I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.

by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials April 2, 2009

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Cock and Ball Torture

The Cock and Ball Torture (Or CBT for short) is a German pornogrind band, formed in 1997. This is not to be confused with the sadomasochistic practice of penile punishment. They have the best grooves of any pornogrind band ever. Period. Hits include "Supreme Genital Goddess", "Enema Bulldozer", and "Fat Sex Mama".

Jim: Hey did you go to that grind festival in Berlin?

Steven: Yeah man, I saw the Cock and Ball Torture! They kicked ass!

by The Viper 12345 April 24, 2013

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Highway Hard Cock

When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.

Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock

by pico April 9, 2003

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soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.

aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls

by aidan tomas February 15, 2008

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black cock addiction

A wide-spread phenomenon in white women, who lust after big black cocks. Their white boyfriends can't satisfy them with their tiny dicks so they find a black stud with at least 8 inches between his legs. They sneak off whenever they get the chance and suck his hard ebony dick, then they spread their legs to take his length in their wet, eager pussies.

Chris often wondered where Sarah had gone. She would never admit it but she was bending over Jerome's car getting a pussyful of spunk. Yeah, she had the black cock addiction real bad.

by Ted Blackberry May 7, 2009

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