n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
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Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?
Nicole: Yeah, why?
Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.
Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!
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2.
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Nicole: Yeah, why?
Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.
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Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!
2.
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used mostly in relation to betting on games, sports, and any wadger.
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