Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015

I love yaz

Meaning yaz is in shosho’s heart

I love yaz but shosho is jelly

by Shoshoo November 12, 2020

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019

Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

dirty lovely peaches

When your Coochie stinks so bad that your eyes water and you feel like you are going to puke

I was eating and I had a dirty lovely peaches and I can still smell that shit.

by girlboss queen April 15, 2020

Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017