National Give Me Head day

On November 21st, whoever is showed this definition is required to give head.

“Yo bro I showed this girl that it’s national give me head day”
“Yo fr??”
“Yeah bro i got the sloppiest head ever”

by qosaku November 21, 2021

Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face

by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020

Take your head for a shit

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.

Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

by The Galavanters June 20, 2009

Andy Dick Head Slam

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

have you bumped your head?

It essentially means you have you lost your mind? or it can be used to express your hatred or dislike for a particular activity or person, similar to kms.

"Moe's is better than Chipotle."
"Have you bumped your head?!?"
or

"This traffic makes me want to bump my head."

or
"Help! I have bumped my head and I can't get up!"

by colls42 December 4, 2013

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010

National Give Me Head Day

A day in which you give others head. it is celebrated on August 22.

Happy national give me head day. you know what this means ;)

by That’s Lesbian October 19, 2020