by MikeHunt65 November 18, 2020
Get the Cheeto Bag mug.When two gay guys are in a department store & want some quick sex, you bring an extra shoppers bag to the bathroom. Make the guy stand in while you give them head sitting on the toilet. If anyone looks under the bathroom stall, it'll look like 2 feet & a shoppers bag when its really two men having fun!
Omg, girl! Guess what I got at Lord & Taylor today? Man in a bag, girl! And they were 'half off' too!
by Jo NYC May 24, 2018
Get the man in a bag mug.The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition
Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021
Get the Colostomy bag mug.Used when you want to say something rude to another but the person won't know what it means so they can't really be offended. Used when you describe someone negatively.
by ToeBagcreator April 3, 2024
Get the Toe bag mug.The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"
Jarrret is a tool bag.
Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
Get the Tool Bag mug.A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.
"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."
"oof, im so sorry"
"oof, im so sorry"
by smokyjones January 24, 2024
Get the Brouche Bag mug.A goofy name for a usually small bag that most women probably carry around, mainly on their period, that has personal hygiene products in it
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