My love for him

My love for him is unconditional and will never end and one day I’m going to marry him. As of now I’m just going to tell him everyday until he understands how much he really means to me. My love for him is everlasting. Everyday I will tell him how handsome he is and how I’m lucky to have him. I love you jackson

From: tory

Tory: my love for him is extrodinary

Friend: I’m happy for you

by Thalia_32 April 14, 2019

I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

True Love’s Piss

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.

Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss

by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020

Kiwi love potion

Used by australians towards people from new zealand.

- New Zealand has a lot of sheep there.

- Mint sauce is usually used on lamb roasts.

Adam - Hey can you pass me the kiwi love potion?
Tom - Huh, kiwi love potion?

Adam - Pass the bloody mint sauce ya git!
Tom - Oh, hahahahaha! *passes the mint sauce*

by DRIZL October 21, 2012

fall in love online

If u fall in love with someone but just on the phone per text or social media.
U message them every day u can't stop thinking about them and make fake scenarios in ur head.
U overthinking every text message they sent.
U get butterfly's because of a text message

He's so cute,he texted me that I looked beautiful on the photo I sent him 🥴

I think I just fall in love online

by Baldmen November 1, 2022

love sick fool

A person so in love they barley see who the person really is, they only see what they want the person to be. Such a shame.

Friend #1: look at her crying over him again.
Friend #2: watch her get back with him after he cheated 7 times
Love sick fool: I don’t care! I still live him!

by Sunflower Tears February 10, 2019

siberian love affair

Being in love with your significant other but they're cold and distant. They really don't care about you.

Person one: I took Sally out on our anniversary to a fancy restaurant and bought her a bouquet of roses, but she seemed more interested in candy crush at dinner.

Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.

by CrowJenkins January 30, 2014