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Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022
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National pass month

National pass month begins November first, for the whole month you will have every single pass. You can do anything you want all month. From slapping ass to punching a bitch in the face.
Guy*slaps girls ass*

Girl “why the duck did you do that?

Guy “it’s national pass month
Girl “oh ok”
by Yo moms a hoe November 5, 2019
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8th of September National booty pic day

A day where a gyal has to send booty pics
Today is 8th of September national booty pic day that means any gyal has to send u booty pics
by Hrurhe September 7, 2022
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024
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National Pedas Day

A national day celebrated by all the pedas out there. This day is used to fuck it up in every sense of the word “fuck it up”. Takes place on FEBURARY 22 and is typically spent with the people you fw the most.
Aaron: “you ready for National Pedas Day”
Denys:” HELL YEAH we staying up till the sun comes up”
by NICEFATCAKES February 3, 2019
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National Ali day

A day to celebrate Ali’s coming to this earth
Person 1: happy national ali day

Person 2: thanks, happy national ali day to you too
by HamoodHabibi21 April 22, 2021
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