A (God) that is praised by Racc Clan, is extremely powerful and is one of the most powerful creation in the universe.
Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
by RaccBoi November 16, 2019
Get the Raccoon Jesus mug.The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"
When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."
(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011
Get the Jesus in a lightbulb mug.somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
by Ty💀 September 18, 2020
Get the on baby jesus mug.1. a simp for Jesus, very Catholic maybe too much. Probably very overbearing to talk to.
2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
Son: Father, I think I've developed a fetish for our only Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?
Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!
Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?
Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!
Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan July 2, 2022
Get the jesus fetish mug.by Gopackmc September 28, 2020
Get the khaki jesus mug.He is a god among all people, worshiped by a very small amount of people he is very honored by his church.
He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
Person 1: Yuh bruh have you prayed to Flamingo Jesus Yet?
Person 2: Of Course!
Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend
Person 2: Of Course!
Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend
by KingMIkel January 25, 2019
Get the Flamingo Jesus mug.If you say that someone is wearing Jesus goggles, you mean that that person has been so on fire for God that they think someone is more sexually attractive because they too have the same level of passion for Jesus instilled in their heart:
"How did you manage to get such a beautiful girlfriend when you look how you do?"
"Brah pls- Jesus is my wingman"
""Why is she dating him, he ain't fly"
"Ahh man homie, she must have her jesus goggles on tiggggghhhtttt"
"Ahmen to that"
"Mmmmhmmm"
"Brah pls- Jesus is my wingman"
""Why is she dating him, he ain't fly"
"Ahh man homie, she must have her jesus goggles on tiggggghhhtttt"
"Ahmen to that"
"Mmmmhmmm"
by uj6tyjhvj March 29, 2015
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