Smash Hos

Noun, plural, slang.

Two girls, or hos(plural), who simultaneously engage in coitus with two Smash Bros (see Urban Dictionary Definition); the girls may or may not be playing Super Smash Bros at the time of coitus.

Logan: Are those them two smash hos we tagged teamed the other night?
Jeremy: Damn straight! When we fucked them I got my high score on Smash Bros.

by Definerator December 13, 2016

muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat November 3, 2015

Smash Bros

A bro you smash on a regular basis.

Synonym for "Friends With Benefits"
(Shoutout to Karoline for explaining it to me)

Person1: "Hey man wanna be Smash Bros?"
Person2: "Hell yeah, I'd love to be!"
*They became the best of Smash Bros"

by Virtually Lucid December 30, 2021

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007

Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011

team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

by ManikMonster May 7, 2010

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009