Surprise adopt

Taking a child that is not your daughter or son by legal, biological, adoption, foster, step, birth or donation.

This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping

I didn't kidnap his daughter I surprised adopt her without his knowledge. I kind of just snatched her. Kidnapped is a very strong term can we just use a surprise adopt?

by 459395 March 15, 2023

Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.

Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.

by theunicorn August 20, 2012

Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022

surprise chip

When you finish your Mc Donald's and there's a few chips left at the bottom of the bag.

that was a nice Mc Donald's (looks in bag) oh yes! Some surprise chips left over!

by Fromas November 7, 2015

The Tombstone surprise

The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"

I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise

by lovelyboy69 May 18, 2017