short quarters

A very short person with a horrible attitude

Where is that “short quarters” man?

by Funky007 April 22, 2018

short and stout

When someone is built like Shrek.

Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.

by ImagineLosing May 5, 2022

short kamikaze

The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.

I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night

by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016

Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

sack of short

When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority

"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"

by OldCharter June 20, 2017

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

short of breath

Lungs don’t have enough oxygen struggle to breath

I’m having trouble breathing I feel short of breath

by Itunesgirl July 10, 2018