Knob jockey

A man who hypothetically rides the cock of others so much it's like his job similar to how a jockey rides a horse

Holy shit Ben is such a knob jockey,look he gave Steven and Paul a pack of sweets again today

by Nigward 2 November 30, 2019

Volt-jockey

An incompetent electrician, often one whose work may be potentially dangerous.

We had to get our whole house rewired since the last electrician was a regular volt-jockey.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

Chicken Jockey

a child zombie who rides a chicken

This morning, that craze around chicken jockeys causing one movie theater in New Jersey to take matters into its own instituting a new policy.

by David kim1223 April 10, 2025

Jockey Patty

When you're giving your child a piggyback ride and they shit on yo back flowy style.

"Please clean up Timmy's diaper, he gave me the nastiest Jockey Patty earlier."

by Master of the Flowy-Style April 16, 2025

Knob-jockey

Someone that rides long unicorns

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey

by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019

Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022

Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester

That bloke as a Scotty

by Anonymous May 2, 2003