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Green Poo

Green Poo (n) or Green Shit

1. The type of shit you do after a very heavy night out on the town. Can be a light brown to other stronger shades of green.

2. The type of shit that accompanies a night of drinking Rolling Rock.
Hey man, look at my shit! Green poo! Check that shit out! It's like a fucking Republic of Ireland football jersey!
by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 22, 2006
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Green day

Quality band which poeple tend to see as sell outs because of their last album American idiot. For me they will always be remembered for Insmoniac and dookie two of the best punkish albums I have in my collection. Unfortunatly their main following now consists of teeny boppers who only discovered Green day existed when Boulevard of broken dreams came out and wouldn't know "At the library" from "Westbound sign" Still i suppose they had to find someone to fantasise over after Busted split up. DAMN YOU CHARLIE!!
girl 1: "wow have you heard that new band Green day?"
girl 2: "Yeah, billie joe is gorgeous"
me: "For gods sake! they have been around for 15 odd years!"
girl 3: "really? wow do you reckon Nirvana will ever get back together? that would be qualtiy"
me: *sound of me crying on the floor in utter despair*
by Guvnor P July 7, 2005
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Green Wiener

To eat the green wiener is to die. Because everyone knows that meat that has turned green will kill you if you eat it.
I just got a call from the nursing home... Grandma finally ate the green wiener.
by Randall Stephens August 21, 2009
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Highland Green

The color of Steve McQueen's 1968 Ford Mustang GT Fastback 2+2 with a 390 in the 1968 movie Bullitt ....You're a badass for looking this up...
Highland Green Mustang uh? Thats very Steve McQueen of you!
by SuperBox March 27, 2009
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Green Goblin

2 Sparks and 1 blue Mad Dog (Bling-Bling flavor)... the best drink known to man
Q: Yo man we drinkin that Green Goblin again tonight?

A: Nah, unless you want me to fuck a fat bitch like last time.
by Slash12 June 27, 2008
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Green Fever

An attraction to someone of Irish race or nationality. Similar to Yellow Fever.
Man, I think I got a touch of green fever from that Irish girl I met at the pub.
by sturmj December 11, 2009
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Green Lip

A dark discolouration of the lips, both the Labium superius and the Labium inferius, as a result of smoking a poorly constructed joint or using low quality papers or roach material. By no means occurring frequently, when it does happen it can be notoriously difficult to clean off, and may require the use of a damp flannel or other rough material.

Usually a brown hue, green lip can sometimes be detected by feel (the lips can become slightly sticky) but is invariably pointed out to the sufferer by a smoking buddy. Those smoking alone may only realise they are suffering from green lip when looking in a mirror or meeting another person.

The name does not come from the colour of the residue left on the lips, but from the cause of the colouration - green.
"Mate, you got some shit on your lip."
"Shit man, its this joint, it's given me fuckin' green lip, you better give it a dry or something."

"It was well embarrassing, I had a sneaky joint before the interview to 'G' me up a bit but realised after the interview I had some serious green lip goin' on."
by Seany Blitz December 7, 2009
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