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dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
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Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.
by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011
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Cookie taco

Similar to dingle berries, and a dead give away she wipes top to bottom.
Dont go down on her bro, she has that cookie taco.
by XxCdubzxX July 25, 2017
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Lemon Cookie

An endearing nickname for someone who is both sweet and sour, the appropriate ratio should be 70/30. They can be one of the sweetest people you know. Watch out for the sour kick, it tends to come on unexpectedly. The sour bite will make you want to pucker up, wake you up, and add that extra spice to your life! A person who is very adorable. They are usually tall, strong, and very compassionate. They give the best hugs ever, and possess a smile that makes your heart pound. They are by far the nicest people anyone could ever know. If you meet one, keep them close.

Are you dating a Lemon Cookie?
Yes- Good! Keep them forever!
No- You probably should get on that!!!

I dare you to take a bite!
I met this Lemon Cookie the other day and just can't get enough!
by Ska-ttz Ez May 16, 2019
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Brookie the cookie

Brookie is a cookie. She brings candy for her besties, like her Enrichment friends. (ellie, holland, layla, and ofc Viana) She is also so kind and funny. We love her! Also, she is kinda sussy, but thats ok.
by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022
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bukkake cookie

When the boys want have some fun, you get together and have a competition to see who can jizz on a cookie the fastest. The last one to finish has to eat the cookie now soaked in cum.
by Blikky99 May 20, 2018
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cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time
Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming
by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015
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