Asshole Antlion

1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.

Random guy:Someone was just an asshole for no reason.
Random guy:What an asshole antlion.

by The dankest man handler August 9, 2017

Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.

"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Bag of Assholes

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell

That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!

by william braski November 22, 2006

Stupid Asshole

When a person is being an asshole, but is too dumb to realize it.

"Hey, who's that?"
"Oh that's Zach. He's a stupid asshole."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015

captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.

look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.

by cheif asshole October 11, 2010

devil's asshole

Someone so vile and offensive they are not the right hand of Satan, but the cornhole itself! A truly evil being.

I can't go out drinking tonight. The devil's asshole is making me work late.

by hokat November 15, 2013

asshole juice

liquid that collects in the asshole that's browish yellow and smells like poop

"I could see the asshole juice during our anal"

by Filamea Roberto June 25, 2016