Lewis wood (AKA The Man With A Massive Knob is from Chester le street (Durham) and he gets a lot of females
by Dylan barnett August 26, 2022
Get the Lewis woodmug. This is a new and popular term to describe someone who’s transphobic, homophobic, racist and/ or sexist.
This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.
This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.
“She’s so full of herself, she’s a Chelsea Woods.”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”
by Mimi777 June 21, 2019
Get the Chelsea Woodsmug. When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.
Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020
Get the Wood Bummermug. bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner
the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate
if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate
if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
Get the bullers woodmug. Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
Get the pooping in the woodsmug. Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
by banananman November 1, 2023
Get the birch woodmug. The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.
The act of plotting shit near wood.
The act of plotting shit near wood.
Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.
Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
by Donco December 29, 2007
Get the wood plotmug.