mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015

spoon craters

When food has the appearance of being dipped into or snitched by means of a spoon.

Mom knew John had eaten some of her special chocolate ice cream because the surface was marred with tell-tale spoon craters.

by T-R3Z October 19, 2010

Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 9, 2018

Cup and Spoon

Cup and Spoon. - The act of sleeping with somebody, while you spoon them, and cup a part of their anatomy in a close embrace.

She decided to cup and spoon me all night, which meant I had an 8 hour testicular exam of the nicest form.

by EvilElephantitis May 24, 2020

cool spoon

When Corey is hanging out with you and takes out a spoon and shoves into his rectum and dances around like a Mexican jumping bean

Hey look the guy is doing the cool spoon and he is great at it.

by Sakalaraka June 17, 2016

Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them

Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!

by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017

Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.

I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021