mackenzie jones

All round top guy! Total good cunt

Oi Mackenzie Jones, come here you good cunt.

by Saltyguru February 11, 2019

Max Jones

A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.

Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult

Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!

by 420Bigboi69 June 4, 2019

Cub Jones

A very shady person, someone that complains about everything A complete bitch of a mother fucker. Someone that is a complete pussy bitch.

Who is the biggest bitch you know? Cub Jones

by Alanmilligan1 April 1, 2020

Quinn Jones

A crong ass nae nae baby who is bad at existing and sucks big pp.

Person: Wow he looks really dumm brobrobrobro, he must be a Quinn Jones.

by Obama-Pyramid December 14, 2019

Shawn Jones

Shawn Jones are people who are one of the sexiest living beings in the universe
Shawn Jones are smart af and can be ideal for many situations
Shawn Jones are also know as the God of Sexyness

Shawn Jones is sexy af

by Anonymous Coat July 22, 2021

willie jones

When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.

I got to Willie Jones!

by ChrisJD85 August 27, 2016

Indianapolis Jones

Another Rickyism from Trailer Park Boys. It’s what Ricky calls Indiana Jones.

Why are you dressed up like a bumble bee and why do you look like Indianapolis Jones

by Blockay February 5, 2021