e-shoes

A prototype of a sole that generated electricity but failed and exploded after taking five steps
it can be used for either:
1.an insult
2.a failed idea

definition1
person1:You have no life whatsoever. Try getting one on ebay.
person2:Oh yeah? Well suck my E-shoes
defintion2
Person1:How's your product going.
Person2:It's an e-shoe all right.

by parzival_the_great:) May 27, 2018

Middle Shoes

A pair of shoes you wear along with a pair of capris.

Edwin: I need a pair of shoes to match my capris.
Toby: You need to buy a pair of middle shoes.

by xchibi November 27, 2009

shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.

Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.

by free4all23 June 26, 2009

I-shoes

When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues

Stop with your I-shoes hollywood.. no one needs to hear your I-shoes

by leprekron February 7, 2007

soda shoes

when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(

"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."

by lydiotc October 16, 2016

Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs

Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule

by maninahat June 6, 2011

A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019