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Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.
Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023
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lexi jones

lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!
guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;
by lexigrl24 November 1, 2017
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jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.
I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.
by Party Tony November 5, 2013
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sara jones

a hot ass girl her insta is @imsarakate
by hehe booty May 31, 2019
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candy jones

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.
by London topaz April 21, 2018
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Fraser Jones

He is so cool,, he’s my best friend who thinks I’m funny
Omgggg it’s Fraser Jones he loves lily bevan as a best friend :)
by Best person in the world 🙃 November 6, 2020
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mackenzie jones

Oi Mackenzie Jones, come here you good cunt.
by Saltyguru February 11, 2019
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