dirt fries

chewing tobacco, usually referring specifically to pouches.

Hey Larry, you got any dirt fries in your golf cart?

by greyrider245 January 27, 2021

Dirt Clucka

Another word for a snitch, rat..ect

such a dirt clucka

by CARTMAN MsB November 6, 2012

rake the dirt

The act of combing your partners anal hairs to clear out the dingleberries. Usually involving a comb.

I got to get my girlfriend to rake the dirt. I got too many berries to sit down.

by Puppyslayer April 22, 2013

Dirt Curtain

A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.

Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016

dirt news

Any kind of journalism that involves scare tactics to convince the public that a certain event is occurring including violence, racism, and other crimes.

The new racial divide in America is caused by dirt news

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 18, 2019

dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010