Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.

Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!

by soha33 September 26, 2010

tree hut

The best sugar scrub brand to use. It is used for preppy tiktok videos and it is good to help smooth your skin.

I collect so many tree hut products

by Random.human.who.likes.food February 22, 2022

Tree Shit

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree

tree shit: OH SWEET JESUS

by i dont know February 18, 2021

Tree out

Someone who stands, tree like, rooted to the spot in a venue or club or pub with great music.

My Malay mate Jorden who seemed to enjoy the music but stood blinking like a walrus the entire night disappeared to falafel heaven and reappeared to tree out once more.

by Melbourne Musicians March 13, 2011

Ketamin Tree

A Ketamin tree is created by watering a cannabis plant regularly with ayahuasca.

Doctor: "Tonight will be the night!"
Crowd: "All hail the Ketamin tree!"

by elephantwisdom October 18, 2018

tree vibe

A good or bad way of explaining your high

"I'm getting sucha good tree vibe from this bud"

by Bojackhorseman November 19, 2014

Freaky Tree

During an awkward moment, ball up your fist vertically (like a dap) and place your other hand on top. One hand is the trunk and the other is the branches. The branches can easily vary in motion.

I was washing my hands in the Bayside High library, when I heard someone in the stall making some treacherous noises. Guess who comes walking out? Principal Belding, and he was nannied up and nervous looking. We've all been there, so out grew the Freaky Tree and we both laughed!

by Kevy-Kev April 21, 2008