a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.
by Samma678 May 15, 2010
Get the loser douche mug.someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
Get the douche potato mug.the mark of a douche bag
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
He is douche mark-ed all over the place
by genuine leather October 15, 2010
Get the douche mark mug.Douche-a-rang. - dush'-uh-rang (noun): any person, place, thing, or idea that has lost it's usefulness, but no matter how many attempts are made to dispose of the worthless piece of shit, it always finds its way back to you and usually hits you in the asshole..
During the 100 plus times Obama gave that same damned national health care sales pitch speech, and was resoundingly rejected,he refused to stop throwing that douche-a-rang around...Now it is about to hit our collective asshole.
by Sceneyour May 7, 2010
Get the douche-a-rang mug.A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.
Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
by timDadamH February 24, 2011
Get the Douche boob mug.When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.
Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
by Raiken May 11, 2010
Get the Douche-pocalypse mug.That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.
"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"
"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"
"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"
by mikedaman82000 March 31, 2010
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