A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.
by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009
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Get the douche tube mug.James:Hey Alex, how have you been?
Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!
James:You are such a douche pilot.
Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!
James:You are such a douche pilot.
by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010
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Get the Douche Pump mug.a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.
by Samma678 May 15, 2010
Get the loser douche mug.Douche-a-rang. - dush'-uh-rang (noun): any person, place, thing, or idea that has lost it's usefulness, but no matter how many attempts are made to dispose of the worthless piece of shit, it always finds its way back to you and usually hits you in the asshole..
During the 100 plus times Obama gave that same damned national health care sales pitch speech, and was resoundingly rejected,he refused to stop throwing that douche-a-rang around...Now it is about to hit our collective asshole.
by Sceneyour May 7, 2010
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Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
by Raiken May 11, 2010
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