cyclical depression

A roller coaster of emotions. Similar to the stock market or economy. (Usually a trait of females)

Guy 1: I hate all these girls posting pics with new friends from parties and crying when they don't actually hangout

Guy 2: it's the fuckin cyclical depression man. They do it to themselves

by Swagkiller469 June 7, 2018

Nasal Depression

The state of being depressed about the size, shape, or color of one's nose. Can lead to decrease of self confidence.

Me: I have nasal depression.
LaDonna: LaMeelah, go see a nasal psychiatrist.

by LaMeelah March 25, 2009

Fake depression

What 11-14 year old girls do to get attention

Samantha has a fake depression

by FurryHunter January 16, 2020

tumbling depression

When you are half crippled. A level up from Crippling depression

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't any noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017

Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.

David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011

Album Depression

The act of becoming depressed after looking at someone's album online and realizing your weren't invited.

sally suffered severe album depression after she signed into facebook sunday morning and saw kelly's newest album, "Best saturday night everrr", and realized that she wasn't invited to kelly's party.

by websterspocketdic May 22, 2009

Sexual Depression

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.

Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?

by Supbitches April 8, 2020