Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

by chiads January 19, 2010

Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

P-Beast

A paint beast. Someone who dominates in the paint on a basketball court.

Jamarcus is a total P-Beast, he’s like 6’6!

by TaroDidIt April 9, 2022

Blaming the Beasts

The act of blaming others before reflecting on your own shortcomings.

Bill: yo, did you see Frank yesterday?
Terry: he was blaming the beasts fr

by FetusEaterFrank March 15, 2023

beast money

An unexpected or planned purchase that costs an unusually large amount.

That ticket be costing me some beast money!

WTF this hotel be chargin beast money for they rooms!

by 1qwkdsm August 20, 2009

El beast

Someone who is a fucking beast and the goat

Damn dude Cade is el beast

by Cockblocker17 January 10, 2017