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straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.
1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"
by PLMMJ December 7, 2023
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Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016
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white disgust

When a white person feels disgusted because of how stereotypical a nother white person is. Mostly caused by young white boys who think they are perfect.
1. 'When Micheal made a joke about him fucking a unconcious black chick and said that blacks are used to oppression, I could only feel white disgust.'

2. 'Do you know the feeling when you watch the Janoskians? It's called white disgust.'
by The fear of Trump January 25, 2017
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white widow

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.
this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.
by aromabinger November 28, 2024
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White Girl Wasted

When someone drinks so much coffee they can't function correctly or fully
"Lilly was so white girl wasted!"
"I know. She was stumbling the whole way back."
by LightPoleDildo August 23, 2020
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White Build-Up

Not self-diagnosis.

Hym "There is white build-up that forms on the upper right side of my gums. Right above where my tooth with the hole in it is... It's probably there not. Here, I'll stick a finger in and show it to the camera......... See it? If a doctor were to swab that... What would he find and what would he prescribe? It doesn't grow on the upper left side of my gums. See? Not the bottom either. Right above that tooth there is some kind of bacteria growing. When I asked an ER doctor about it he asked if I had been to a dentist and told me to buy Tylenol... Tylenol doesn't do anything. It doesn't help. Because it isn't a headache. THAT DOCTOR said it was a headache. The word headache was on the receipt. It was not a headache. It's this white shit. Whatever THAT is, is what's wrong with me. Not the things I say. The gang stalking and gaslighting is what's wrong with YOU. And the peripheral elements of my life are the direct result of ALSO YOU, you piece of shit, and me not getting paid.
White Build-up. Directly above a tooth that used to have a filling in it. The filling came out. Now there is a hole. Fungus growing on the gums above the tooth. Pressure in the right side of the head. Sounds like fluid build-up. Can hear the fluid push into the back of my eardrum when I swallow. Spread to the left side 1 year ago. Now there is pressure in BOTH sides of my head. The last could of weeks have been especially bad. I cause that Nora virus that has been going around and during THAT illness I had a series of nose bleeds that actively alleviated the pressure on the LEFT side of my head for a few days. That is not TMJ. Fuck you Doctor Zach."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Basic White Girl

Emery is such a basic white girl. She loves butter chicken.
by Urcagurgur January 3, 2023
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