mr sex

anyone who has had sex more than 69 times

bro 1: wow bro did you see mr sex yesterday

bro 2: hell yeah dude he is so hot

by God damn nerd December 15, 2020

sex octopus

Having eight men in you at once.

I passed out at a party, and woke up in a sex octopus the next day. I will never forget it, the scars will always remind me.

by mrtnmrtnz13 September 23, 2013

Tijus sex

Invite a girl to the cinema on a date but instead the girl comes with her entire family and you get rejected

Mary: hey donald want to have tijus sex
Donald: No please don't do this to me

by nojussex June 24, 2021

Abo sex

Your boyfriend's role models

Babe, who are the people you look up to in life?
Babe: Abo sex sweetie

by Abo Sex May 5, 2021

homecoming sex

When you have sex the night of homecoming and its kinky as shit

Alex: don't get hoco date if you don't wanna lose your virginity during the homecoming sex

Andrew: oh shit waddup I'm dtf

by Scusemebubby111 September 16, 2017

oral sex

Anything to do with the mouth when it comes to sexual activity. Licking, sucking, using saliva and tongue to pleasure someone’s genitals. Completely safe, not possible to get pregnant, but do be careful you aren’t hurting your partner.

Jim: I had the best oral sex last night. I hope the chick enjoyed it too

James: What a night you had, I’ve never had oral sex, I bet it feels good
Jim: It feels amazing if she knows how to suck
James: LMAO

by Ganganagar smartass May 25, 2021

sprinkles sex

A person with a diverse, open attitude towards sexual practices having sex with someone vanilla.

Sprinkles Sex :Introducing your partner to new experiences, pushing them out of their comfort zone.

by 2315115 October 8, 2017