Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.
Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
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"... Your dad should have pulled out."
"LOL!!!1!"
"... Your dad should have pulled out."
"LOL!!!1!"
by Ima Linguist October 16, 2018
Get the your dad should have pulled out mug.Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!
by krg August 25, 2007
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masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
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I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.
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hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.
by bring me the whorizon March 30, 2008
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I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.
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