you piece of living dog shit

self-explanitory, fucknugget.

"you piece of living dog shit, I hate you."

by notultra March 19, 2017

Feed two dogs with one bone

To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."

I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.

by EJ M January 24, 2011

Hot dog down an elevator shaft

A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.

I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.

by thebeeflips October 4, 2006

Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis

I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009

pop dog shot splitter

Drop a bomb of drone in a vodka red bull, you get a pop dog shot splitter, bitch

can i have a pop dog shot splitter?
go to hell.

by Arsenic Taco October 15, 2011

greatest dog of all time

Sasha

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

your dog wants steak

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.

Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?

by Brian X November 29, 2003