Shit on my cock

You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww

Last night Micheal was bored So He said I think I’m gonna Shit on my cock

by Jimuder Johnson July 27, 2023

Lev Sucking Cock

The mortar that holds up society; the bricks that build our nation; the shingles that keep out the rains of prejudice; the dam that holds back the waterfall of hate; the warmth that warms the coldest of hearts; the light that brightens the darkest of souls; the tongue unites blood and crip

Man 1: The world sucks
Man 2: At least we have Lev Sucking Cock

by Mildred cums October 11, 2018

Electric Cock Syndrome

When one’s penis suffers with the ability to shock people, almost like an electric shock but a willy instead. One’s penis could be given the name “willy wand” as it is magic!

ellie nowlands dad has ECS
my willy is so magic , because I have electric cock syndrome

by willysonmars October 12, 2021

One Eyed Cock

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!

Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”

by Curly26 June 24, 2019

Colossal Cock Energy

The biggest and dickiest of big dick energies.

Timothy: wow look at Pablo Escobar

Barbara: what about him

Timothy; he has Colossal Cock Energy

by Jesuisjeffjeff January 13, 2020

Woodchipper of Cock Forest

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.

That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.

by Dr. Pat McRotch August 26, 2012

throw a cock in her

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.

(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

by 51westside July 8, 2011