Organic Cock Glove

A Vagina, snatch etc.

She is just a life support for her old organic cock glove.
pussy

by Right.Dave January 22, 2011

suck a ma cock

Something girls get at Macdonalds.

Becky you need to go toacdonalds and get a suck a ma cock.

by Ohmy87 June 1, 2017

kitty cock blocked

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.

"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."

by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012

Whale Cock Energy

Whale Cock Energy is when someone is bursting with confidence and doesn't care what anyone says and proves they are confident with anything they say or do and will do anything to impress while also being a kind-hearted person to others while having a cock of a whale

Look At Lewis Brennan With His Whale Cock Energy You Can See The Confidence Brimming With Power Its like He Can Do Anything With Ease

by Dank Me Me July 14, 2020

Corkonian Cock Conductor

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.

She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Phantom Cock Syndrome

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.

(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?

by Dr Adam Fuxwell December 27, 2018

The Cock O' Bama

1. A common misspelling of the name of the 44th President of the United States.

2. Possibly the 44th President of the United State's stripper name.

Republicans, Michelle, and miscellaneous impoverished black women tend to slip into this misspelling.

Michelle: When I knew The Cock O' Bama back in college...

Common Street Hooker: That's him i tells yah; that man on TV right there is The Cock O' Bama!! Praise Jaysus!

by The Jabber June 1, 2010