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3 day blind dog glaze

A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018
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I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape
"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*
by Cphill January 20, 2016
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Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.
I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.
by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022
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Throbbing like a Sick dog's ass

Intense pain, usually of a self inflicted variety
Damn, I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is throbbing like a sick dog's ass
by Deener Dangle Dongle May 19, 2022
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keep the dog off the half pipe

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.
Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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national kiss your dog day

you kiss your dog on this day. check, paw, head, lips, leg, etc.
guys! it’s national kiss your dog day. i’m gonna go kiss my dog on his head.
by lani knows best May 31, 2022
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San Francisco Corn Dog

A sexual act in which a male covers his penis in feces; he then proceeds to put it in the oven to warm it. Finally, after squeezing mustard on the warm feces covered member, a woman takes the cock in her mouth until ejaculation.
Dude, Shelley was so hungry until I gave her a big San Francisco Corn Dog
by Chuck Central June 20, 2011
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