big brown cock

big brown cocks are Big Cocks which are brown with semi-curly hair at the sides, which reminds of a gigantic anaconda on a rainforest. Also it's related to BBC(big black cocks) however, those anaconda are humungous and the forests are thick, deep and very hard to reach

GARRY LEE-"Yoo I saw a BBC documentary about bbc and BBC"
GAYBOY- "yea I sucked those big brown cocks and big black cocks"
GARRY LEE-"u gay af, im talking about big brown and black roosters 🐓"

GAY BOY- "im just horny papi"

by Slenderdick rottingballs January 13, 2022

cock n taters

What the fan blows sweet fairy kisses at

If you've never laid but naked on your bed and let a fan blow sweet fairy kisses on your cock n taters then you haven't lived life.

by dougscales May 5, 2018

Stuffed Cheesy Cock

When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.

Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Mormon Cock Block

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism

I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

Colossal Cock Mafia

A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.

Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.

by Poopyhead42069 April 26, 2020

Cock full of dew

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.

Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.

by Zort4Lyfe March 9, 2021

Corn Cobbed Cock

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.

Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...

by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010