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Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock 🤤
Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant slovak cock looks so hot!
by ATL.CARTIER November 21, 2019
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Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
by PrincessR December 8, 2009
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Brent’s purple cock

‘Brent’s purple cock’ is a commonly used phrase among Nova Scotians (residents of Nova Scotia, a Canadian province).
Yeah bro, that looks like Brent’s purple cock!”
by Angryboi July 1, 2022
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Cock juggling sunrays

The erotic sensation of sunlight accumulation on male genitalia
Dude! I just walked outside and got a huge dose of cock juggling sunrays. Good shit bro!
by Sunray juggler April 23, 2013
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Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).
Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.
by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022
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rotten cock sucker

Willingness to suck an old cock for a new job
Oh now I see how you became boss you rotten cock sucker
by Fuckface101 March 31, 2014
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Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.
Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?
by Candis November 15, 2022
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