Hot Carl

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smaking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl while she was sleeping.

by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

Neti Hot Pot

A Neti Hot Pot is used to clear your nasal cavities. Where a normal Neti Pot uses a saline solution, a Neti Hot Pot uses hot diarrhea. The Neti Hot Pot spout is poured into the top nostril and drained through lower nostril while head is tilted to the side. Make sure you have enough hot diarrhea to run Neti Hot Pot through both nostrils.

Paul was stuffed up and was having trouble breathing normally so Mike ate several orders of taco bell, drank a pepsi and filled up a Neti Hot Pot for Paul to use.

by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

white hot shower

When you fill a salt shaker with your cum then boil it and pour it on your bitch to assert your dominance.

I gave Laquysha a white hot shower last night.

by Weeb Boo October 25, 2017

hot girl summer

Where girls can be confident and live their best life.
And no we ain't gon cry 'bout no man.

Girl One: oh my gawsh bob broke up with me
Girk Two: forget about him, its time for hot girl summer!

by Hello im annoying May 24, 2022

hot scottie tottie

After cumming in the vagina you then pee in the vagina and then have the woman stand in a pan as to let the mix pour in the pan and then she drinks it

I gave that bitch a hot Scottie and then she drank it so I screamed you just got a hot Scottie tottie ho

by ader37 April 16, 2015

texas hot love

This is when a rich texan oil baron demands his fiery oil drums be emptied all over some young ho..

"Hey baby come back to my place and let me pump empty my full oil drums and give you some oily texas hot love"

To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!

by tomchod June 26, 2008

Blue Hot Pocket

the act of shitting spreading the lips of a blue waffle,shitting in it, having intercourse and ejaculating in the shit infested vagina, and eating the poo-cum out of the blue waffle

Person 1: "Dude Jeff loves fucked up shit...i heard he ate Sheena's blue hot pocket"

Person 2:...

by FuckinScentedMarkers November 12, 2011