Boob baby

A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.

Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY

John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.

by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 16, 2020

Shelf Baby

A fake digital identity created and raised online by a hacker planning to use it to commit crimes.

A hacker " gives birth " to a shelf baby, then waits- - in real time- - while it " grows up. "
So when the shelf baby turns 18, they're now an adult that the hacker can use as a throw-away identity to commit crimes.

by Kustid July 21, 2019

baby muffin

The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)

Me: Who's a baby muffin?
Cat: Meow?

by serendipitous.k July 3, 2008

Clunt Baby

A baby who gave his/her mother an orgasm when she gave birth to him/her

That boy was a clunt baby when he was born

by gabzi99 April 3, 2015

baby

money: dough, cheese, cake, dinero, that green

"You broke as shit"
"No, I got baby!"

by unknown86 December 28, 2005

baby paw

an older slang for friend, originating in New York, no relation to your baby's daddy.

"Checka Check it out! There it is baby paw! Huh!" - Charlie Brown from Leaders of the New School on "The Scenerio" by A Tribe Called Quest

by The Dirty Dutchman July 4, 2006

bat baby

A hideously ugly baby, with usually good looking parents, who when you first lay eyes on it, causes your brain to make the high pitched squealing noise oft associated with bat sonar. Sometimes bat baby's may have wings or pointy fang like teeth.

The super model couple down the street just got back from the hospital......you should see the bat baby they brought back; it'll make your brain explode.

by Deering September 13, 2006