by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010
Get the A-Jonasmug. Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.
by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019
Get the Jonas Jordalenmug. A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 26, 2022
Get the jonasmug. Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.
by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021
Get the Jonasmug. The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.
by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022
Get the Jonas’ phenomenonmug. A amazing girl, sexy and hot! The Jona's are always great models extremely photogenique and a perfect body
by Hahahahahahj February 27, 2017
Get the Jonamug. Gurl/Dude you got yourself a fckn HORSE
Damn, when god gave d sizes he got the double amount.
Well well, jokes aside a jonas is the most handsome and lovely person you'll ever meet. He's caring, funny and there's like nothing you can complain abt
Don't let him go my love 🫶🏻
Damn, when god gave d sizes he got the double amount.
Well well, jokes aside a jonas is the most handsome and lovely person you'll ever meet. He's caring, funny and there's like nothing you can complain abt
Don't let him go my love 🫶🏻
by Love of ur life 🤭 August 21, 2024
Get the Jonasmug.